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An Actual Phone Conversation with An Equinox Gym Receptionist
Ethan: Hi, can I speak to the manager, please?
Gym Receptionist: He’s actually on with someone else, can he call you back?
Ethan: Sure, but do you know if he’ll be able to call within the hour?
Gym Receptionist: I pray that he will.
Ethan: Oh…alright…. But you don’t have to pray for that…
Gym Receptionist: (laughs) It’s no trouble at all.
Ethan: Nah, really, it’s okay — I’m an atheist!
Gym Receptionist: (long pause) I’ll pray for you, too.



