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An Actual Email Conversation With My Mom About Watching My Cat
Mom: Eth—I have just experienced a first: your cat farting his brains out in the bathroom. Love, Mom
Ethan: Amazing. What did it sound like?
Mom: Like you farting your brains out in the bathroom. Love, Mom
(two minutes later)
Mom: Rat-a-tat-tat, rat-a-tat-tat, pause; rat-a-tat-tat. Love, Mom



