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An Actual Conversation with a TSA Officer at LaGuardia Airport
TSA Officer: Step through, please.
Ethan: (walks through metal detector)
TSA Officer: Hold it. Please go through once more.
Ethan: (turns around, walks through again)
TSA Officer: Again, please.
Ethan: Is something wrong?
TSA Officer: Just once more, please.
Ethan: But the machine never beeped…
TSA Officer: Please step through again.
Ethan: (walks through a third time, the machine makes a loud, weird noise)
TSA Officer: You’ve been selected for a “random” screening.
"Funny conversations. Actual conversation."
These are the actual conversations we have on a daily basis.
Created by Ethan Fixell. Visit ethanfixell.com for more info. Contact: efixell@gmail.com for comments or questions.
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