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An Actual Conversation with My Family at The Mussel Pot (Restaurant)
Ethan: This thick broth is disgusting. It reminds me of…of…
Mom: Warm breast milk?
Ethan: Ugh. No…
Andrew: Semen?
Ethan: Jesus! No. I was gonna say something much more innocuous…
Mom: Like phlegm.
Andrew: Ugh, now that’s worse.
Ethan: Worse than breast milk and semen??
Andrew: Well, semen no…but breast milk, yes.
Dad: Breast milk is good.
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"Funny conversations. Actual conversation."
These are the actual conversations we have on a daily basis.
Created by Ethan Fixell. Visit ethanfixell.com for more info. Contact: efixell@gmail.com for comments or questions.
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