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An Actual Conversation With My Dad About Cookies at a Diner
Dad: Eth, you want a cookie?
Ethan: What?
Dad: Do you want a cookie?
Ethan: Eh, I’m okay…
Dad: They’re free… (points to bowl of cookies on Diner counter)
Ethan: Oh. Yeah, but I’m trying to cut down on sweets…
Dad: Come on. Have a cookie.
Ethan: …
Dad: One cookie.
Ethan: …Okay, why not. (grabs one, takes a bite)
Dad: (whispering in Ethan’s ear) They taste like sawdust.
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stacymichelle said:
ahahahahah
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"Funny conversations. Actual conversation."
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