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Another Actual Conversation with My Girlfriend About Death Metal
Ethan: (sweating profusely) I’m sorry I’m late, I had the worst trip over here.
Girlfriend: What happened?
Ethan: The subway broke down and it was like, 400 degrees down there. I was so frustrated, I wanted to punch someone.
Girlfriend: You were listening to death metal, weren’t you?
Ethan: …Yeah.
Girlfriend: Something like: “RAHHHHHHH, I’M GONNA KILL YOU, I’M GONNA KILL YOU! KILL THE BABY! EAT THE BABY!!! RAGHHHHHHH!”?
Ethan: (terrified) …Something like that, yeah.
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