Ethan, Girlfriend, and Mom:  (laughing at movie)

Dad:  (waking up, after falling asleep within the first ten minutes)  What happened?

Ethan:  We’re not recapping half the movie for you right now, Dad.

Dad:  (mumbles unintelligibly, falls back asleep)

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER:

Girlfriend:  (to Ethan)  I have to go to the bathroom…can we pause it for a sec?

Dad:  (eyes still closed)  You won’t miss anything, it’s just a bunch of chatter.

TWENTY MINUTES LATER:

Dad:  (stirs and opens eyes)  Meryl Streep looks like she’s in drag.  (falls back asleep)