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Actual Conversation

"Funny conversations. Actual conversation."

These are the actual conversations we have on a daily basis.

Created by Ethan Fixell. Visit ethanfixell.com for more info. Contact: efixell@gmail.com for comments or questions.



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  • An Actual Conversation with A Man and His Quadriplegic Wife in a Louisville, Kentucky CVS

    Husband:  (pushing wife in wheelchair)  I just gave you Skittles.

    Quadriplegic Wife:  (unintelligible noises)

    Husband:  Alright, one more.  (piles an 8th bag of candy onto wife)  

    Quadriplegic Wife:  (unintelligible noises)

    Husband:  No, you’ve had enough.

    Quadriplegic Wife:  (loud unintelligible noises)

    Husband:  Enough, already!

    Quadriplegic Wife:  (LOUDER unintelligible noises)

    Husband:  You are an evil…horrible…diabetic woman!  You hear me?  An evil, horrible, diabetic woman!

    Ethan:  (staring in shock)

    Husband:  My wife loves candy.

    Ethan:  I see.

    Tagged: wheelchairs skittles evil horrible diabetic women

    Posted on June 21, 2011 with 12 notes

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