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An Actual Conversation At a Paul Simon Concert
Paul Simon: (singing to a jam-packed, but utterly mute crowd) And in the naked light I saw / ten thousand people, maybe more / people talking without speaking…
Beer Guy: BEER! BEER AND WATER!
Paul Simon: …people hearing without listening…
Middle-Aged Lady: Over here!
Paul Simon: …people writing songs that voices never share…
Angry Guy: (to Beer Guy, who is pushing through the crowd) You have to do this now??
Paul Simon: …and no one dared…
Beer Guy: (taking money) Here you go. (continues pushing through crowd)
Paul Simon: …disturb the sound of silence.
Middle-Aged Lady: HEY. YOU OWE ME $12.50!
Ethan: Oh, Jesus…
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hahaha my mom will...time when paul simon was singing ‘sound
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"Funny conversations. Actual conversation."
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