Ethan:  What do I do about this massive bill?

Dad:  Listen, call the doctor’s office tomorrow, and just calmly explain the situation with your insurance.  They’ve got to understand.

Mom:  (shouting in the background)  They’ve GOT to understand!

Dad:  They charge an exorbitant amount only because they assume you’re fully covered.

Mom:  Crazy prices. Unbelievable!

Dad:  Tell them that you just switched plans, and didn’t realize that the, uh —

Mom:  Deductible!

Dad: — deductible had changed.  You didn’t realize it was so high.

Mom:  You didn’t realize!  So high!

Ethan:  Alright, but can you please tell Flavor Flav over there to stop with the side comments every two seconds?

Mom:  (having just picked up the phone)  Hey, that’s not nice!

Ethan:  You’re like a hip-hop hype man, it’s so distracting.  Dad, I’ll just talk to you later, okay?

Dad:  Alright, bye.

Mom:  Peace out!