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An Actual Conversation with My Girlfriend About a Dream I Had
Ethan: Wow. I just had the craziest dream ever.
Girlfriend: What was it?
Ethan: I dreamt that you had a rats nest on your chest… Like, rats were creating a home on you. It was kind of funny, I was laughing.
Girlfriend: (glares at Ethan) You were laughing? I’m mad at you.
Ethan: You’re…mad at me?
Girlfriend: Yeah, that’s fucked up! Why would you laugh at me in a time of need?
Ethan: It was…a dream—
Girlfriend: Shut up.
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phenomenalskies said:
I hav a rodent phobia so if I were her, I’d be mad too, lol. Completely illogical & emotionally base reaction, but none-the-less, mad. Jerk ;0)
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actualconversation posted this
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