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An Actual Conversation with a Mentally Ill Homeless Man On the Subway
Homeless Man: (muttering) Ladies walkin’ ‘round with they asses out…showin’ it all off.
Ethan: (taking headphones off) Sorry, what?
Homeless Man: Oh, you heard me. Ladies walkin’ ‘round with they asses out. Showin’ it ALL off.
Ethan: Okay.
Homeless Man: Think it’s okay because of television, but really, you gotta know you askin’ for NOTHING BUT TROUBLE! (gets up and walks towards subway door while staring at Ethan)
Ethan: (trying to avoid eye contact)
Homeless Man: HEY!
Ethan: (looks up reluctantly)
Homeless Man: (to Ethan) STOP DRESSIN’ LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN!
Ethan: …Alright.
Homeless Man: (exits subway)
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"Funny conversations. Actual conversation."
These are the actual conversations we have on a daily basis.
Created by Ethan Fixell. Visit ethanfixell.com for more info. Contact: efixell@gmail.com for comments or questions.
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