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Actual Conversation

"Funny conversations. Actual conversation."

These are the actual conversations we have on a daily basis.

Created by Ethan Fixell. Visit ethanfixell.com for more info. Contact: efixell@gmail.com for comments or questions.



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  • An Actual Conversation with a Server at a Vegetarian Indian Restaurant

    Ethan:  Man, this food is spicy! 

    Server:  You do not like spicy food?

    Ethan:  I do, but I have…”trouble” with it, if you get what I mean…

    Server:  Well, this food very good for you.  Vegetarian.  Digest well.  Non-vegetarian meal take 10 hours to digest.  

    Ethan:  Oh yeah?  And how long will this take, 45 minutes?  (laughs) 

    Server:  (laughs)  No, not 45 minutes!  (stops laughing)  One hour.

    Toilet Bowl on Fire - explosive diarrhea

    Tagged: vegetarian food indian food explosive diarrhea

    Posted on December 16, 2011 with 14 notes

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      Remember that Time When...convince Jewbear to try that spicy curry at the Indian place...
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