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An Actual Phone Conversation with Liz’s Mom about Clydesdale Horses
Submitted by Liz
Mom: Hey, what are you doing?
Liz: Nothing. Being bored, doing laundry…
Mom: Well you should come downtown and look at the Budweiser Clydesdales while they’re here. They’re beautiful! (pause) Their penises are huge.
Liz: (shocked silence)
Mom: Well, they are.

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