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An Actual Conversation About Airplane Food with The Guy Sitting Next to Me in First Class
Flight Attendant: Excuse me — for lunch today we have a turkey sandwich or a salad.
Ethan: I’ll have the salad, please.
Flight Attendant: Alright, here you go. (puts tray in front of Ethan)
Ethan: Thanks so much. (pours bowl of dressing on salad)
Guy Next To Ethan: Um. You know that’s not salad dressing, right? That was your soup.
Ethan: (stares at empty bowl. stares at salad.) …Yeah. …I know…
Guy Next to Ethan: (stares at Ethan)
Ethan: (quietly) I like soup…and salad…
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"Funny conversations. Actual conversation."
These are the actual conversations we have on a daily basis.
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