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Actual Conversation

"Funny conversations. Actual conversation."

These are the actual conversations we have on a daily basis.

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  • An Actual Conversation with a Waiter at a Buffet Restaurant

    Submitted by Amit

    Amit:  Excuse me.  (points to buffet tray)  Is this beef or pork?

    Waiter:  (looks down)  I think it’s beef.  …Actually, it looks more like pork.

    Amit:  Yeah, it looks a little more like white meat.

    Waiter:  I’ll tell you what it’s not:  TITS.  That’s the best white meat.  (winks)

    Big Breasts

    Tagged: beef pork tits: the other OTHER white meat

    Posted on November 7, 2011 with 13 notes

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