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An Actual Conversation I Dreamt and Quickly Transcribed Upon Waking
Some Dude: Alright, party’s over. Raymond’s got his dick out.
Ethan: …What are you talking about?
Some Dude: Raymond pulled his dick out, it’s over.
Ethan: …So what?
Some Dude: Phil already had his dick out.
Ethan: So?
Some Dude: So…you can’t have more than one dick out at a party. Anything more than that, and you’ve got a circle jerk.
Ethan: What would happen if you had three?
Some Dude: It’s never gotten to three. (sternly) It stops at two.
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"Funny conversations. Actual conversation."
These are the actual conversations we have on a daily basis.
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